12 Steps to Hell

12 Steps to Hell

Even in Hell… there’s no escaping corporate bullshit.
Or is there?

Welcome to a sprawling infernal workplace where the coffee is burnt, the deadlines are eternal, and HR is definitely not on your side. You’re just another employee trying to get through the day—except the office is run by demons, the hierarchy is brutal, and the only way forward is down.

Climb the ladder (or be thrown down it) as you navigate a shifting hellscape of meetings, metrics, and middle management with teeth. Every run is a fresh descent through departments designed to break you—physically, mentally, and professionally.

• Ruthless bosses who thrive on “performance reviews”
• Coworkers who would absolutely sacrifice you for a promotion
• Contracts that definitely have fine print you should’ve read
• And a system that rewards survival… not sanity

Make deals. Break rules. Game the system.
Or just try to make it to lunch.

Because in this company, failure isn’t an option.
It’s a department.